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Custom apparel run by a sarcastic pit bull and two humans. Collegeville, PA. Shirts that don't suck, shipped fast.

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  • 2023Founded
  • PACollegeville
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Merica mascotEst. 2023

How it started

Year
2023
Location
Collegeville, PA
Status
Recovering from corporate PTSD

Buying apparel used to mean overpriced garbage and customer service reps who lost the will to live. We said screw it, we'll do it ourselves. Spoiler: we had no idea what we were doing. Through spectacular failures, questionable decisions, and a crippling caffeine dependency — we figured this out. Orders move. Coffee flows. We're not stopping.

Merica grows up

  1. Merica 2023
    2023

    COLD START

    THE BEGINNING

    Pole barn. Big ideas, empty pockets, zero clue. Education? Hard knocks, expensive mistakes, 2 AM Google searches.

  2. Merica 2024 — 2025
    2024 — 2025

    CALIBRATING

    LEARNING CURVE

    Learned a ton. Expert level? Nah, but we're not stumbling in the dark either. Plenty of epic fails — the kind where you stare at the ceiling questioning every choice. That's how you actually get good. Knock us down, we get back up and probably make a sarcastic shirt about it.

  3. Merica 2026
    2026

    IN GEAR

    TODAY

    Hit our groove. Masters of the universe? Nah. But we've dialed in what we're good at and we sharpen daily. Looking at the origin pics, the difference is wild. Future's looking good — we're ready for it.

Meet the pack

STEPH C

STEPH C

Owner

Coffee80%
Sarcasm100%
Design85%
Gives a damn100%

Special move: Gets hit by cars a lot

MARK C

MARK C

Whipping Boy

Coffee95%
Sarcasm90%
Design75%
Gives a damn100%

Special move: Screws things up

MERICA

MERICA

Chief Mascot Officer

Coffee0%
Sarcasm150%
Design60%
Gives a damn200%

Special move: Provides emotional support (and sass)

House rules

  1. 01

    WE HATE BORING DESIGNS

    Life's too short for plain white tees with Arial font. We make designs that turn heads, get laughs, or get the question "where did you get that?" Mission: apparel that's anything but forgettable.

  2. 02

    WE SHIP FAST (SERIOUSLY)

    Waiting sucks. We hustle to get orders out fast. We'd rather you wear it than stare at a tracking page.

  3. 03

    QUALITY > QUICK BUCKS

    We could use cheap blanks and pocket the difference. We won't. Every product gets quality-tested because we want you wearing our stuff, not using it as a rag after one wash.

  4. 04

    SARCASM IS OUR LOVE LANGUAGE

    If a little snark isn't your thing, we're probably not your brand. Designs, mascot, this About page — everything packs humor and attitude. We laugh at ourselves. Loudly.

  5. 05

    NO BS, NO EXCUSES

    We nail it 99% of the time. The other 1%? Blame Merica first, then own it, fix it, make it right. Real humans handle real problems. No flowchart purgatory. That's the BoneYard way.

End of the story

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